Stewart kicked off the show by comparing the tight presidential race toSydney Sweeney.
Its as tight as a teenage boys pants during a Sydney Sweeney film festival, he said.
F*ck off, seriously.
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You came this close to destroying the entire world, he said.
Stewart noted the awkward exchange at the top when Harris graciously went to shake Trumps hand.
Were a failing nation, Trump said.
In Springfield, theyre eating the dogs, the people that came in.
Theyre eating the cats.
Theyre eating the pets of the people that live there.
Stewart added: Having spent some time in Springfield myself, I believe I know whats happening here.
You abused their trust.
You showed up for a speech?
You f*cking tweeted, Join me on January 6, it will be wild.'
People are awfully set in the manner that they view these proceedings, he said.
As Shaggy would say: It wasnt me.
I do nothing wrong.
I just showed up.
Theyre the ones who went crazy.
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