On Tuesday, we learned that Democrats actually dont know how to rig an election, hostColin Jostsaid.

Its like were living in a computer simulation and whoevers controlling Trump has a cheat code.

Clearly Ive been spending too much time with you white liberals and your goofy optimism.

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Thats it, Im listening toR.

I already do, but Imma stop pretending I dont.

If white people can elect their felons, I can dance to mine.

So get ready for Glad-dicked.'

Oh my God, yall gone kill me, she exclaimed upon pulling out a forgotten ballot.

Thats a damn shame, Im registered in Pennsylvania, too.