On Tuesday, we learned that Democrats actually dont know how to rig an election, hostColin Jostsaid.
Its like were living in a computer simulation and whoevers controlling Trump has a cheat code.
Clearly Ive been spending too much time with you white liberals and your goofy optimism.
Thats it, Im listening toR.
I already do, but Imma stop pretending I dont.
If white people can elect their felons, I can dance to mine.
So get ready for Glad-dicked.'
Oh my God, yall gone kill me, she exclaimed upon pulling out a forgotten ballot.
Thats a damn shame, Im registered in Pennsylvania, too.