Everybodys fixated on how good this guy looks.
If you look like Jonah Hill, no one would care.
Already gave him the chair.
He actually killed a man, a man with a family.
I have real condolences for the heath care CEO.
I mean this is a real person.
But you know, you also gotta go, sometimes, drug dealers get shot.
Youve seenThe Wire, right?
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A 27 year old punching a 60-year-old man?
Is this what the white man has reduced himself to?
Whos he gonna fight next, Morgan Freeman?
I hate Jake Paul.
I hate him like cocaine hates monogamy.
Rock also took a few swings at President-elect Donald Trump by saying it could happen to a nicer guy.
But then he suggested Trump hasnt been the only bad actor in the White House.
Come on, man, this is not the most dignified job in the world.
Weve had presidents show up to the inauguration with pregnant slaves, okay?
And Im just talking about Bill Clinton.
I mean, you know what country we live in.
You know the history of this country.
You know how many rapists are in my wallet right now?
A cup of coffee in America costs seven rapists.
Musk is from South Africa.
Thats right, he is African American, continued Rock.
Elons got more kids than the Cleveland Browns.
Nobody knows how to get rid of people like a South African.
That last one earned groans from the audience.
