Saturday Night Liveopened with a skit on the biggest scandal of the week, the so-called SignalGate.
They share state secrets, as the girls are bewildered by the flood of information being sent their way.
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Greenlight on Yemen raid.
Sandborn 15 minutes ago.
Whos ready to glass some Houthi rebels?
Flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, fire emoji.
one of the teen girls asks.
Pete Hegseth, secretary of defense, he responded.
Then he texted on, Israel bend over and spread it.
God bless the troops.
Do we know you, bro?
Oh nice, Jennabelle from defense, right?
Hey, I think you have the wrong group chat, another girl texts.
But Hegseth went on texting.
Sending a PDF with locations of all our nuclear submarines.
Check out what we got chewing right outside Shanghai.
Jordan Peele sweating like crazy GIF.
Stop sending us this stuff, one girl told him.
But Hegseth went on to add Vance, in Greenland, and Rubio, and the texts continued.
Finally, one of the girls told them, I think you accidentally added us to a government chat.
Rubio texted, In that case, we were totally pranking you guys.
But would you mind emailing your names and home addresses to deportations@ice.gov?
Eventually, Goldberg (Mikey Day) appeared, having been in on the chat all along.
Hegseth, you have got to lose my number.
WatchSNLscold open in the video above.
