Or because of my beautiful tariffs so beautiful they were working so well that I had to stop them.
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This will not stand.
I will rid this place of all its money, Jesus said.
Then, Trump entered.
Remind you of anyone?
By then, the markets already had taken a nosedive.
This week, Trump and his team insisted that they would not back down from the tariffs.
But by Wednesday, the president did, announcing on Truth Social that there would be the 90-day pause.
But concerns remain over a protracted trade war with China.
Earlier today came the news that iPhones and other computer products would be exempt from the policy.
We had to stop, Johnsons Trump explained.
The skit also mocked Trumps loose embrace of religion.
We go straight to that Easter candy.
Fish in a jar?
No thanks, I want a Peep.
He added, We love Easter.
But I thought that was what the whole campaign was about, but I just cant crack it.
Egg joke, here we go.
We are looking forward to Easter Mass, definitely, he went on.
Easter Mass is always packed, right?
You know, its sad.
Some people only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
I dont go on those days either.
He was telling everyone backstage, You know, the real Jesus would have looked like me.
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