America, not England, we do in the sequel.
We will have leaders, but no one thing.
In America, we will never have a king.
Never say never, Trump said.
Kidding, though in many ways I am not.
Im in my king era.
The skit had Trump riffing on the events of the week, boasting up to a point.
Its been a great week.
I basically hit all my campaign promises, except for the one thing people cared about price of eggs.
All time high, he said.
Might have to take the L on that one.
They say he did the Nazi salute, Trump said.
He simply was creating a new greeting, a cross between hi and hello.
Were calling it a heil.'
I want to thank him for his generous, anonymous, $1 million donation to my campaign.
I know that was you Lin!
No it was not, Miranda, a longtime Democrat, insisted.
