This is the last time all of you will be in the same room together until the Diddy trial.
Zendaya, you were incredible inDune.
Oh, my God, I woke up for all of your scenes.
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You were so good.
It was so good.
Oh, Im upset too.
The afterpartys not going to be good this year.
But, we have to move on.
A Stanley Tucci freak-off just doesnt have the same ring to it.
No baby oil this year, just lots of olive oil.
Glen Powell is nominated tonight forHit Man.
And I think everyone should see it.
It was so heartwarming.
The Catholic Church will love it.
Hot tip, you dont need ID to get into theConclaveafterparty.
The comedian also poked fun atOnly Murders in the Building, joking, Only Murders in the Buildingis amazing.
And it just goes to show you, you are never too old to still need money.
Guys, hey dont fight Jake Paul, hey dont do it.
Why are you still working so hard?
Did you get caught up in Hawk Tuah girls crypto scheme?
Glaser is self-deprecating, as when she lost in the Golden Globes category she was nominated in.
Nicole Kidman wouldve been the jokes punchline where Glaser said, TheWild Robotis nominated tonight.
And by that, I mean Nicole Kidman after two white wines.
Another joke Glaser cut referenced cocaine saying, Denzel Washington is here.
Kate Winslet is a lot like cocaine.
Shes always with Leonard DiCaprio, and I cant wait to find her at the after party tonight.
Undiagnosed, but come on now, a lot of songs about trains.
Nicolas Cage is here, and so is the band of skeletons that follows him playing Ragtime jazz.
Its been called the most unflinching look at sex work since Matt Gaetzs payment history.
Another joke that was cut from the monologue mentionedSquid GameandJoker.
Squid Gameis a show where people starve themselves while ruthlessly competing for the ultimate prize.
Oh, wait, no, sorry thats this show, she said.
And then duringJoker 2, I was really hoping they would.
Watch Glaser tell the jokes she cut from the Golden Globes in the video below.
