Neros Slackers identity remains a mystery for now.

Deadlines attempt to slide into the accounts DMs was met with the riposte: Nice try.

But you bat for the other side Jake.

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Lets run through a few recent examples.

I am so sorry to see you go Mishal, she sobbed.

Such warmth and sincerity.

Hannah Fry

I dont know why she had an onion in her handbag though.

That@Emmabarnettjust walked into the@BBCr4todayoffice wearing a black armband, weeping.

“I am so sorry to see you go Mishal,” she sobbed.

Such warmth and sincerity.

I don’t know why she had an onion in her handbag though.

Heres a couple more.

The only trouble with this line of thinking is that Turness did not attend the FPAs.

And if you cant beat them, join them.

BBC correspondent Jon Donnison saw the funny side when dubbed the Milk Tray Man by Neros Slacker.