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Dave Chappelle SNL Monologue Features L.A.
So were just banning things because theyre from China now?
You know who else was from China?
[pointing upward toward the sky] Thats right, Jesus Christ.
I thought he was Middle Eastern, but I saw it on a TikTok: Chinese!
What about concerns for data privacy?
Who cares about my data?
Oh no, China knows I like thick Latinas.
Give me a break, he quipped in his signature deadpan delivery.
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And the brain rot?
I have no attention span.
Ill never forget being diagnosed.
It was last year.
But that boy is dead.
Hes dead and hes never coming back.
Without TikTok, I dont know anything anymore.
What do I do at work?
What do I even watch during a movie?
What about the movie itself?
Butduring, Che, Longfellow said, when I get bored for like a few seconds?
Im moving to China.
I thought [the adaptation] sucked!
(One of several Nosferatu-isms a laSpongeBob SquarePants.)
Among the complaints: How did he get so swole?
See Longfellow above and Sherman below.
