Martha Stewartcouldve hostedSaturday Night Liveafter she spent time behind bars.

And my parole officer wouldnt give me the time to do it.

Stewart noted that she was only allowed to be out of her house eight hours a day.

Martha Stewart wants to host ‘SNL’

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The parole officer said, no?

Fallon asked Stewart which prompted her response, No, that bastard!

Start a campaign, she said.

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Fallon asked if she enjoyed people imitating her, which she said, Yeah, I love it.

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Watch Stewarts full interview onThe Tonight Showin the video below.