Its officially been 100 days ofDonald Trump, he said, wearily and laconically.
Its aging this nation in Tom HanksCastawayyears.
Imagine me with a white beard, he quipped, immediately grimacing upon realization.
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Hes not afraid of being underwater because hes equipped with a flotation unit protective accessory, or a FUPA.
Aw, did Trump go boom-boom?
The free market, he began.
But seriously, $40 million for a documentary about Melania Trump?
The entirety of thePlanet Earthseries, 11 episodes, was less than that:$25 million.
Jessica Diane Vance, what did youdoto this man?
This pope has literally touched lepers.
He drank sewage water in slums and survived all of it.
Ive been celibate 88 years, this is the longest 10 minutes of my life.’
That is the crux of American exceptionalism.
You just want to make us great.
Our brand is not strategic uncertainty and you are not the keeper of our pot of gold.
You are a temporary leprechaun, he said, to audience cheers.
