Denmark, Panama and Canada, the host remarked, were America, we used to fight the Nazis.

Now were scouring the globe for easy marks?

What are we, theJake Paulof nations?

Jon Stewart opposite an image of Jake Paul

Jon Stewart opposite an image of Jake PaulThe Daily Show

Donald Trump Removes Doug Emhoff And Other Joe Biden Appointees From U.S. Stewart began his plea, pausing between every word.

[Whispering] Hes not good at this.

What is the decision-making process here?

Donald Trump in Michigan today.

Oh, I dont know, how about Schumer?

Hes uninteresting, but at least hes monotone.

Honestly, listening to Chuck Schumer speak on almost any topic makes me want to bomb Canada.

Theyve always been that.

Trump has alsopinned the blamefor that disaster on DEI.

DEI: dick-sucking ego inflation, he said.