Even Mike Pence showed up, I guess to let the crowd finish the job.

If you dont control your borders…

Meanwhile, many dignitaries went not only hatless, but hairless, he said.

(L-R): CEOs Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Tim Cook, Elon Musk, Shou Zi Chew, Sundar Pichai as Jon Stewart looks on

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Wheres the conspiracy fun in that?

Really wanna double-check the people in the back see it, I guess.

Im just gonna be generous and say that was Elons attempt at dabbing on the haters?

Donald Trump and ABC News' Terry Moran

By the way, do people still dab on haters?

Was that a very old man thing [to say]?

Did you auto-schedule your pardons?

And second of all, what the f man?

Youre just pardoning your whole family?

Its not a great look.