This is my last showbeforethe election, but not my last show.
Im coming back, baby.
He quipped aboutBeyonces appearance at Kamala Harris event(No singing?
Jon Stewart reacts to Tony HinchcliffeThe Daily Show / YouTube
And, let me just say, how dare they desecrate the stage that the Piano Man has consecrated?
How fing dare you?
Yes, yes, terrible, Stewart responded, unable to help his laughter.
Theres something wrong with me.
I find that guy very funny, so Im sorry.
I dont know what to tell you.
Stewart then segued into skewering Trumps mass deportation policy, a topictackled by fellow late-night host John Oliverjust yesterday.
Day 1 is, typically, we just read the syllabus, theres generally no homework.
Where are you gonna deport him to, Faneuil Hall in Boston?
In keeping with the programs theme, she unleashed some roasts of her own.
Everythings gonna be OK. For you a white guy, a rich old white guy, she said.
When asked if his privilege will save him, Williams answered, Maybe.
But, honestly, how much longer do you really have, living wise?
You have a terminal D[isease], right?
Oh my God, you crazy, Williams said.
You think youre gonna live for another year?
