Welcome to the resistance.
So jokedThe Daily ShowhostJon Stewartupon beginning his post-election episode Monday night.
I will be relentless, or, well, they will Im here Mondays.
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The comedic host then delved into unpackingKamala Harris loss against now president-electDonald Trump.
Lets just spend a quarter of a billion dollars on it.
You know what Democrats should do?
I thought we connected.'
However, Stewart did concede that Democrats fought valiantly, campaigning on large-scale issues like protecting democracy.
Unfortunately, he said, they did so for the other side.
So its all lined up: What are we forgetting people?
We got the lawyers, we got the protecting the democracy, what do we got?
Oh, Jimmy, did you bring the voters?
Oh, I thought you were bringing the voters.
I brought the Hate has no home here posters.
Nobody brought the voters?
Where are the f*cking voters?
It turns out the election was stolen by more people voting for Donald Trump.
Its quite a caper: Oceans 74 Million, Stewart said, tearing up his scratch paper to shreds.
I only have one problem with the woke theory.
Those are the Democrats!
he said, hitting his paper against the desk.
I gave the police more money than they even wanted.
I gave them canes and tanks!
I built a moat around the country and filled it with alligators and chlamydia.'
Do you know how dangerous it is towear a hunting hat around Cheneys?
Everyone thought thats the end of the Democrats.
But eight years later, there was a Democrat back in office.
We dont know whats gonna happen in four years, at all.
