Donald Trump, the second George Washington?

Maybe toSylvester Stallone.Jimmy Kimmel, not so much.

George Washington was the father of our country, Kimmel said during hisJimmy Kimmel Livemonologue last night.

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Donald Trump is the father of Eric.

Kimmel didnt stop there.

I guess those punches Rocky took to the head were real after all, Kimmel said.

Guess what, we got the second George Washington.

Theres a lot going on in this photograph, Kimmel said.

This is like the Last Supper but everyone is Judas.

Thats what they call a farm-to-toilet meal.

Kimmel added, Only Donald Trump would force his new health czar to eat McDonalds.

Thats what he does.

These are subservience tests he gives.

Excuse me, at homeinhis couch.

Watch the monologue above.

The Stallone jokes arrive at the 5:36 mark.