Quick, think of something really humorous about vaccinations.

But Im getting ahead of myself.

Some set-up:

Eureka Dayis a very fineManhattan Theatre Clubproduction opening on Broadway tonight at Samuel J. Friedman Theatre.

Eureka Day Broadway

Thomas Middleditch, Amber Gray, Bill Irwin, Chelsea Yakura-Kurtz, and Jessica Hecht, ‘Eureka Day’Jeremy Daniel

Andwhat, we cant help thinking, would these characters do if atruecrisis were ever come to Eureka Day.

We dont have long to wait.

As another character snipes,of coursehe stays at home.

‘Good Night, and Good Luck’ on Broadway

The cast of Broadway’s ‘Eureka Day’Jeremy Daniel

But, again, watch out for first impressions.

Into this well-oiled, studied, precious little collection comes Carina (the magnificent Amber Gray ofHadestown).

The presumptions about Carina can barely be contained in one library.

Her face is all swollen.

I think maybe shes allergic to gluten?

As the peacemaking Don is wont to say, there are no villains here.

Of course, they dont know what we know.