Do you wanna know a fing doozy?
he began, teeing up the reveal to fellow comic Andrew Santino on hisWhiskey Gingerpodcast.
Two years ago Jesse Eisenbergcallsme, offered me the role that Kieran Culkin got the Oscar for.
Eric André / a still of Kieran Culkin in ‘A Real Pain’Getty Images / Everett Collection
I was like, that seems really miserable and not in my lane.
I dont think thats what Im looking for right now.
The motherfer won an Oscar for the role I passed up.
And its not like I get offered roles constantly.
Im not fin Leonardo DiCapric.