There likely wont be a winner declared when the polls close Tuesday night.
Yet somehow Rogan turned triumphant into one bad joke with a sycophantic and meandering three-hour fact-challengedsit-down with Trump.
Maybe the fix was in, and thats why Rogan petulantly shunned an interview with Harris last week.
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In the end, he got nothing.
I mean, dude, why didnt you take the win?
Maybe you never wanted to.
Might be time to lay off the bison for a bit; its gone to your brain.
If Harris wins, Cheney will be the real comeback kid.
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WINNER:MSNBCIn a divided America it seems everyone has their echo chamber of choice.
For those on the right, thats stillFox News.
For those on the nearly everything else, its MSNBC.
1, but the Comcast-owned MSNBC is a solid No.
2, with CNN in third place for most of the year.
Somewhere in the heavens, Walter Cronkite is wiping away a tear.
Got to give the man his due.
He owns it, he can break it.
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We have a tie.
WINNER: PODCASTSTrump says his teenage son Barron has been advising him on podcasts to reach traditionally non-voting audiences.
If true, Barron is looking pretty smart in both campaigns.
Certainly not Harris or Trump, as neither of them showed up on the Comedy Central show.
As for Trump, fuhgeddaboudit been there, done that.
Cant take the jokes.
Beyonces 2016 tune Freedom is the VPs walk-on music at those well attended rallies.
The 32-time Grammy winner supposedly donated $4 million to Harris campaign in its first days this summer.
TheLA Timesowner Patrick Soon-Shiong pulled a similar jack move last month too.
Thats a stain that wont wash away from this would-be American oligarch no matter who wins.