But look on the bright side Chuck.
But then I met Tim Walz.
When both candidates have attended, their comedy bits had tended to be heavy on self-deprecation.
Donald Trump at the Al Smith dinner on Thursday nightMichael M. Santiago/Getty Images
Some in the audience booed him from breaking with the traditional tone of the evening.
So here it goes.
The audience laughed and cheered.
That will be a very short gig, I hope Jim.
But it was fun while it lasted.
Trump also made a joke about his campaigns focus on the border and migrants.
Mayor [Eric] Adams told me earlier that I needed to make this one very quick, especially.
The city has reserved this room for a large group of illegal aliens coming in from Texas.
Trump also quipped about Adams indictment, relating it to his own criminal charges.
Good luck with everything.
Hes going to be indicted any moment.
And guess what happened?
But you are going to win.
I think so, Trump added.
Im surprised that Bill de Blasio was actually able to make it tonight, to be honest.
He was a terrible mayor.
I dont give a shit if this is comedy or not.
He was a terrible mayor.
He did a horrible job.
Thats not comedy, by the way.
During the first and only debate, President Trump talked about migrants taking cats and eating them.
That joke drew some groans.
I was going to leave that out, Gaffigan admitted.
Former President Trump on New York City Mayor Adams: “Good luck with everything!