Its nice to be here on such a fun week, the comic began innocuously.
So lets get into the game tape: All right, ladies, enough with the pantsuit, OK?
Its not working; stop trying to have respect for yourselves.
You dont win the office on policy, you gotta whore it up a little bit.
Im not saying go full Hooters but find a happy medium between Applebees and your dad didnt stick around.
You all know how to get a free drink.
Make a farmer feel like hes got a shot.
Like who was sitting there watching the debate still not decided?
Two of the most polar opposite people ever.
Its like, Lets see, what does the orange bigot have to say?
Hmm, how about the real estate agent who speaks through her nose?
This is so difficult, they overlap, I just cant make up my mind.'
He continued, I know who gave it to me.
One mouth-breathing moron after another …
When is the constructive criticism coming?
Like dude, whens the last time you made a Gandhi, somebody empathetic?
Afterward, Burr seemed to touch on the anti-vax movement, saying its a weird phenomenon.
